High Cotton Beware Dog Can't Hold its Licker Doormat conjures up all kinds of hilarious images! It will give your favorite dog lover a ton of laughter! This is a durable, 18" x 27" doormat that is easy to keep clean. Simply wash with a hose and brush. The 100% Olefin indoor outdoor carpet boasts perfect bound stitched edges.

High Cotton Beware Dog Can't Hold its Licker Doormat Features and Benefits

• Made in the USA
• Made of 100% Olefin indoor/outdoor carpet
• Perfect bound, stitched edges
• Practical and useful
• Great funny gift
• Size is 18" x 27"
• Washable

What is High Cotton

First off, I’m Bud Crowley, Head Honcho here at High Cotton.

Second off, how are you? Fine, I hope.

Third off, I’m fine thank you. Just fine.

Fourth off, here’s what you need to know about High Cotton, Inc.

By definition, we're gift manufacturers. And just so you know, we take great pride in the fact that 100% of our humorous gifts are MADE IN AMERICA and 90% are made in the good ‘ol U.S. of A!

Our company was founded in 1989 and enjoys quite a prestigious position in the national gift industry. You might just say we’re in High Cotton! We have a mess of sales reps, well over one hundred to be exact. We have thousands of retail accounts in all 50 states and Canada, and our products regularly make appearances in more than two dozen fancy national gift catalogues, such as WIRELESS, SIGNALS and POTPOURRI, to name a few.

Never get it in your head that we’re just sellin’ doormats, coasters, t-shirts, wood of wisdom and stuff. We’re sellin’ what’s on the doormats, coasters, t-shirts, woods o’ wisdom and stuff. You see, it’s the wit and creativity that has the value (and boy we got that), not the things it’s printed on. It’s kinda like a work of art. People don’t put value on the canvas and the finger paints or whatever, it’s the picture, or in this case the words, that get your juices jazzed.

Fifth off, thanks for stoppin’ by today. We love a visitor and hope that you enjoyed your time with HighCotton.com. Please check back on a regular basis to see what’s new and to see what’s not as new, but still funny as heck.

Thank you. You’re welcome.